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He said love is the one thing We needed in this world to be happy
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Sigh....gonna be another one of those "Listen-to-anything-Pollard-has-ever-made-and-get-jackt-and-wanna-booze" kinda days.
"you cheersed someone... don't remember who... but their bottle broke just a little around the lip. then somehow it stabbed your finger"
"and the dude felt TERRIBLE!"
"and he wrapped your finger with a 20"
"and then you waved your money wrapped middle finger in the air and the guitarist was laughing"
"and then you sucked all the blood out and spit it on the speakers"
"I offered to go find you a band aid cause you were bleeding like crazy and you were "Nahhhhhh""
fuckin Jager.
Had a buncha drinks and ate tacos. Got a bottle of Rye, and had a good 3 quarters of it. Woke up and realized I had no intention in driving in this shit to go to Toronto. I wish I could have gone, but driving was the last thing I wanted to do.
Thursday was pretty insane. Met up with a buncha people at Roxannes around 3 or 4pm. Spent way too much money there, and herd 8 Leppard tunes. No exageration. After Roxxies, we made it to Starlight where we met up with EVERYONE. Tony and Adrian. Mikey Orso and his entire posse. Then Ash and Motel and Katie show up. Then Amy and Ben show up. It was fuckin insane. A good 30 people maybe. Things got a little crazy as the band poured Jager into peoples mouths. At one point the Cowbell dude came out with a chainsaw to cut up some christmas dolls or something (so I am told.) I got this crazy bloody finger (day after can be seen above). Adrian said they came out with a knife when the chainsaw got clogged. When I talked to Ash the next morning she said she woke up and found blood all over her shirt. I had to confess and apologize for what was probably a bloddy hug. She didnt care and was jackt. Rock.
It was an awesomely awesome time.
Next day we hit up a matinee of AVATAR. The most boring movie ever made. People walked out. I propositioned a game of Air Hockey to friends. I tried to fall asleep. Nothing. So boring. AVOID!!!
All in all a good time. Oh...I threw my back out saturday so I spent all day sunday in bed. Balls.
Today its gonna be a pretty action packed day! Gonna get ready now to hit up KW, where Dan and Dave and Kevin and Jim and the rest of Dans work are having their work party at Roxannes. Any party that starts at 2 in the afternoon is a party I wanna go to. After that its the pre White Cowbell Oklahoma party. Gonna booze. Get jackt. Then hit up Starlight.
Its weird cuz it seems no one is working today. Weird/awesome.
White Cowbell Oklahoma on Thursday night at Starlight.
Friday comatose.
Head out to any of these for a free beer and a drunkin hug. Except friday....leave me alone that day. My liver will be doing all the hugging.
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I pop by Mom and Dads to grab some shit, and Mom insists that I sleep there. I realize the TV is not set up in the basement due to carpet being installed, and I left my laptop at work, so I had no form of entertainment. I had to tell her I am just gonna go home.
I drive home and it was pretty ok save for the standard snow drifts on the 7. I get to my street, and turn left. This is where it gets interesting. I see some dude walking on the sidewalk, and as I pass him I see his hands fly up, and scream something at me. I turn down my radio and park my car into my parking spot. I look back and see him change directions towards me. At this point I am thinking "this cant be good." I turn my head to turn off the interiors so I can see out better. I look at my rearview and see him crossing the street towards my car. Right in the middle of the street he falls on the ice. Feet went flying up over his head and everything. "Shit!" I think as he gets up and pissed off. I power lock all of my doors and 4 seconds later he is beside me trying to open the door. I sit there in shock. He realizes it is locked and starts banging hard on my window. He screams out "GET OUT YOU FUCK!!!!!" Again, I sat there in shock. Didnt know what to do. Before I could even decide to take off, he walked away from my car. I looked out my window and waited a good 3 minutes to make sure he was gone. I ran into my house, in hopes he wasn't waiting for me.
I was shakin up for a while, and kept looking out my window. Just as I looked a car pulls up at the house across my window. A little panic set in as I saw a girl get out of her car with a shovel. I start thinking "If she fuckin starts to shovel I am gonna run out there and tell her to get inside." Thankfully she didn't shovel and went right in.
Part 2 of my Alero Adventure.
Thursday night, same shit, lots of snow. I had to drive home Kyle, Amy, and this time Motel cuz his truck cant really handle the snow. The snow was bad enough that I decided to stay in town, and in doing so we all decided to get hammered. I went to my parents for dinner, and then went to pick up Amy, and Booze, and landed at Motels house. It was on this ride from my parents house that I realized my heater no longer works in my car. To say I was pissed is an understatement. It was beyond freezing outside, and seemed colder inside my car. Anyway, we get there, and booze hard. Once Kyle showed up we played SLAM, the greatest drinking game ever made. Went out to Bobby O and got more pops in us. Back at Motels by 3am. I wake up at 7 to go back to my parents for shower and what not. Again, heater doesnt work. I was hoping it would magically fix itself overnight....it did not.
So I try to drive while shaking. To make matters worse my body heat would fog up every window in record time, and quickly turning to frost. To combat this I had to drive the whole time with a window down in an attempt to equalize the temperature on either side of the windshield. Believe it or not, the ONLY window not frozen shut was the drivers side window....awesome. Do the rounds of picking people up, etc. Long story short, 2 hour drive in below freezing tempuratures. I spent all day at work shivering and frozen. Tom was nice enough to drive me to the crash pad where he suggested I stand in a hot shower. I did that for a solid 15 minutes and watched as my entire body turned bright beat red. It was gross.
170 bucks later I have a new blower motor and heat again. Unreal.
So We had our big office Christmas Party and holy man was it a blast! Fridge was beyond packed with booze and a ton of snacks. A good 30 people or so came, and once everyone got a couple drinks in them we took off to AliBabba for a steak dinner. Probably the best part was listening to a solid mix of Black Sabbath and Zepplin and Neil Young. I later found out this way my boss' doing. Nothing like slicing up a steak to the tune of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.
We went back to the office around midnight or so and just began rocking out. There was a big 6 man xbox battle which was kinda cool to watch. However once I let everyone know that since its after midnight it is officially Kyles birthday. Shots of jager and whatever was left was all downed. He put on his iPod and at about 3:45am GBV's Bee Thousand came on. I wanted to cry. We drank and laughed and had confettii wars till about 5am when we called some cabs and called it a night. Amazing night.
We got back to Motels house about 5:30 this morning. We both slept untill 1 or so. We decided we needed pizza asap, so Motel put the call into Pizza Hut. 2 medium pizzas and an order of bread sticks. 50 bucks!!! Unreal. We ate and went back to sleep. Finally around 7pm we decide to go pick up our cars from work. It was here I realized I have NO IDEA where my keys are. I look everywhere. I decide I must have left it at work. We take a cab to work, and I see what looks like a bomb might have gone off in the main lobby. Turns out it was just the aftermath of an awesome time.
I look through my desk and office and everywhere else. Nothing. I call the cab company to see if anyone found a set of keys, she calls back and said they checked the car. Nothing.
Motel then drives me to my Mom and Dads place to get a spare key for my car. Since my key chain had my apartment keys I was kinda fucked so I was to sleep on their couch in the basement. I get a ride with motel BACK to work so I can get my car. I start driving home and he texts me "FOUND EM!"
Turns out they were on the friggen coffee table....under that 50 buck pizza.
Participants:
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Jables, Dave Ambrad, Adj Orso
Messages:
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Adj Orso has been invited to join.
Adj Orso has been added to the conference.
Jables: You say you love me and I hardly know your name
Dave Ambrad: Oh fuck
Jables: Is it just my sickly pride?
Jables: Its late
Jables: Its late
Jables: Its late
Jables: But not too late
Dave Ambrad: But not too late!!!!
Adj Orso: Christ.
Dave Ambrad: Fk
Jables: Sorry can't hear my bb message notifications. Queen on full blast
Dave Ambrad: Fk sakes johny you pump me up
Jables: Brian May solo pumps me up
Dave Ambrad: Fk the guitar tone in that song pumps me up
Jables: Fkn may
Dave Ambrad: May is insane
Jables: Overshadowed by freddy
Jables: That prick
Adj Orso: Just stop it.
Dave Ambrad: The guys is so good they named a month of the year after him
Jables: How bout those roger taylor cymbol grabs
Adj Orso: Queen self titled about to start.
Jables: Keeep yourself alive
Jables: On now
Jables: What an intro
Adj Orso: Then Queen II
Jables: Yup
Jables: Singit
Adj Orso: Then Sheer Heart Attack.
Adj Orso: Look the fuck out.
Jables: If I crossed a million rivers
Adj Orso: Guess I'm getting bombed on a monday now. Thanks a lot.
Jables: What a riff
Dave Ambrad: I don't know what to do
Jables: Work day is shot now
Dave Ambrad: My heads spinning now
Jables: Fuckin Johny Deacon
Jables: Gonna eat my dinner on a silver trey tonight
Jables: Tom roll
Adj Orso: Fk fk fk fk
Dave Ambrad: yeah I can't work now
Jables: Not since def leppards on through the night record has the tom roll be so used
Jables: Fuckin taylor
Dave Ambrad: Wow, johny I'm so jackt I'm having trouble breathing
Adj Orso: Wait til king rat comes on.
Jables: Fuck
Jables: Takeinallyourtimeandmoneyhoney
Adj Orso: Then you'll have cardiac arrest.
Jables: Oh fuck
Jables: Yesterday
Jables: My life was in ruin
Jables: Not today
Jables: I know what I'm doing
Jables: Gotta feelin
Jables: I should be doing alright
Adj Orso: That don't suck.
Jables: Just broke my keyboard. Salty tears and blackberrys don't mix
Dave Ambrad: Yeah they are not the most amazing band in the world
Dave Ambrad: Fk
Jables: Fk. Solo
Jables: Dude. Great King Rat next
Jables: Fuck sakes
Dave Ambrad: Hahaha
Dave Ambrad: That fkn pumps me up
Adj Orso: He was born on th 23rd of may
Adj Orso: 21st.
Jables: Fuck
Adj Orso: Died syphilis forty four on his birthday
Jables: Brian May just put a jihad on all other guitar riffs
Adj Orso: Every second word he swore. Yes he was a son of a whore
Adj Orso: Always wanted by the law
Jables: Taylor. Playing beer bottles
Jables: Jackt
Dave Ambrad: Now what did I tell you, would you like to see
Adj Orso: Now listen all you people. Put out the good and keep the bad.
Jables: Brian may is doing a dueling guitar solo. Against himself
Jables: What the rfuck
Adj Orso: Don't believe all you read in the bible.
Jables: May vs May
Adj Orso: May will win.
Jables: Left channel or right
Jables: My money is on right
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This is probably the best thing I ever read.
1- One Minute Wonder
The person who's name was called must do one of two things:
If the person who spins the quarter causes the quarter to leave the table when they hit it, they must take a drink.
If the quarter falls and lands flat before the "called" person can stop it on edge or for force it to continue spinning, then the called person must take a drink.
Terrible spinning that cause the quarter to fall immediately results in the spinner having to drink, not the person they call.
6- Task Master
Start by playing Paper, Rock, Scissor, winner becomes task master. The Task Master then picks someone else, and sets them a task. This is similar to the game "Dare", but in this case, the people involved have to be strangers or semi-strangers. The person doing the task cannot tell them the real reason for the task, either.
Tasks can be as weak as asking others to dance, to as crazy as... well, whatever the Task Master sets. However, an overly harsh Task Master will ruin the game quickly.
Failing a task means the person must consume 1/2 of their beverage.
Refusing a task means the person must consume the rest of their beverage.
Completing the task means that everyone must take a pull on their drink except for the task completer, and the task completer becomes the new Task Master.
7- one legged human statue
The competitor that can stay still the longest on one leg wins
8- Asshole
First one to get kicked out of the bar. (We don't have to do this one, just thought it would be funny)
Please note that cheating is not also allowed but encouraged.